My name is Emma. I've just made the happy transition from productive college student to unemployed freeloader living at home.
I have an alphabetized collection of over 1000 books, a passionate love of scifi/fantasy movies and tv, and anime, and an obvious aversion to sunlight.
I also write. I have several hundred thousand words spread out over 30 different stories. Ideally, if I can focus on any one plot long enough, I'll get published.

So that's me.

 

fabulousdan:

professional-phan-girl:

iamafrayedknot:

Americans, I think it’s high time us British folk introduced you to our God

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Let’s not forget Satan

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it’s like our whole world revolves around comparison websites

You’re dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway” - Walt Disney

yansquid:

wanderinginthetardis:

burqalicious:

THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE

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THE IMAGE WON’T LOAD, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SPIDERMAN THREE.

(Source: maahammy)

screaming-towards-apotheosis:

sebadasstian-stan:

agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

THE CHRISIS

Coming out this Christmas

brandnewfashion:

thegeekydancer:

Before seeing Guardians of the Galaxy:

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After seeing Guardians of the Galaxy:

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more like 

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Hiccup: Hello, Viking ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using plain water as body wash and switched to Dragon Spit, he could smell like he's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's battle ax designed to look like the dragon you love. Look again. The battle ax is now on fire. Anything is possible when your man smells like Dragon Spit and not water. I'm on a dragon.