My name is Emma. I've just made the happy transition from productive college student to unemployed freeloader living at home.
I have an alphabetized collection of over 1000 books, a passionate love of scifi/fantasy movies and tv, and anime, and an obvious aversion to sunlight.
I also write. I have several hundred thousand words spread out over 30 different stories. Ideally, if I can focus on any one plot long enough, I'll get published.
So that's me.
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
"If you think Im badass, here’s some things to confirm it"
Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police
#and then dumbledore finds out#and comes to visit him in his new orphanage#and is like well shit#this is familiar#please dont talk to snakes#OH FUCKING HELL HARRY POTTER#YOU HAD ONE JOB (via: zavocado)
YOU HAD ONE JOB